Monday, January 05, 2009

Fuck, now I have to move to Timbucktu

There is now empirical evidence that our country, and fellow country men and women have truly lost it in their reach for the lost age of Aquarius and the whole country is gone to hell in a hand basket.

Democrat Al Franken declared victory in the hotly contested Minnesota Senate race Monday saying the win is "incredibly humbling."

A Minnesota board says Al Franken won his U.S. Senate race against Norm Coleman by 225 votes.


The Minnesota State Canvassing Board on Monday certified the results of the recount of Republican Sen. Norm Coleman's fight to retain his seat against Franken. The results showed Franken with a 225-vote lead.

"I am proud to stand before you as the next senator from Minnesota," Franken told reporters Monday night. "It's clear that we have a lot of important work to do ... I'm ready to go to Washington and get to work as soon as possible


I know that most elections are crooked, but this one takes the cake. They counted, rejected, included, moved, found, lost, and other wise maneuver the count until they had the line up that they wanted to further support the shift to the left.

People of Minnesota, Be ashamed! How could you have possibly elected this clown to represent you in the senate?

I mean there were so many other choices, The Republican opponent, a rock, a tub of cool whip, a round of cheese, my pet gold fish for crying out loud.

Better start packing,

3 comments:

reddog said...

It's warm there. Take plenty of sunscreen and keep well hydrated.

Nereus said...

Yea, Got a tube of SPF 50. Will piƱa colada's keep me well hydrated? I am a fan of drinking foofy rum filled drinks while I let the surf roll in and wash my B#lls..

Anonymous said...

I voted for Dean Barkley